What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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