- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Heskey time.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Yo Mama just died.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Tommy got neutered.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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