- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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