Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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WILLY

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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