so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Netflix and chill

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

knock knock There's no door

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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