- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

NEVER

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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