Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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I shot a bitch.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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