- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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