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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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