a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Neil Lewis

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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