- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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