Latvia isn't a joke

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Joke

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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