Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Suck pussy

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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when debbie meets downer

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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