Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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