Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Gay's

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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