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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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