- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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