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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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