Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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