Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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