What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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poop

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Terry has ebola

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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