How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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