- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Good afternoon.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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