- Anti Joke

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.