Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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TRICERATOPS!

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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