- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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