- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Pull my finger ouch..

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Men

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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