- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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