Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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The Morman Religion.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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