- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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