- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Miscarriages.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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