- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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