- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Women's Rights.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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