- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

The Moon Landing.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

i like it in the mouth

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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