- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

knock knock go away!!!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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