- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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