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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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