- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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