Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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A seal walks into a club.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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epic win?

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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