The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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penis

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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