When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Women's Rights Movement

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

cats are pussies

Why was the man sad His got raped

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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