- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

dick dick dick... frogs

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