- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

I like the color potato.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Wolfjob.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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