What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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