Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

no really what are ur names?

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A blind man walks into a wall.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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