What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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I was once a hamster.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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