- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Women's rights.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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