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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Where's my tractor?

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

CFL

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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