What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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You have friends

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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