XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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