- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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