Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

NEVER

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

you...

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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