What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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