- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

your mom is so fat.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

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