How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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