- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

I wrote a funny joke.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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