- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Long joke Your such a downey

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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