- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

I wrote a funny joke.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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