What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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