- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Your mother is so fat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Not a joke.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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