the redsox

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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