Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

why are balck people black because they are

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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