Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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