- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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