- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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