the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Tommy got neutered.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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