How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

The Princess is in another castle

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

How come grilled cheese?

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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