- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

MySpace.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

knock,knock you suck

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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