A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

MySpace.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

batman has diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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