- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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