Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

AIDS.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

boobs!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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