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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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