why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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