- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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