- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

what do you call obama a dumbass

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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