What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Justin Beiber

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A guy at a baseball game....

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Skrillex.

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