- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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