Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Whose your daddy? Not me

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

YEAH THEY DO!

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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