Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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