- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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