Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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