Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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