- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

did you stub your toe?

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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