- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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