Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Jellybeans

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