How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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