Connor is homo

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Me

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Face...tastes like chicken!

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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