What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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