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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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