In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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You know what's funny? Rape

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Guess what What

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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