- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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