A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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