- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your dads dead. lol

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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