- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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