- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What did Washington say to California? WC

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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