- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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