Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

whats worse than gill? nothing

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

whats white and sticky glue

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What comes after 23? 24.

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