Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

world society

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

hey justin

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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