- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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