what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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