- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why are black people so fast? because there black

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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