- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I woke up today

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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