what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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