Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

men's rights activists

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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