Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Nickleback.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What is the name of the car? What

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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