Thats what she said

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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