- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Invisible Children Foundation.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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