Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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