knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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