When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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